Seemed like fun so I stole it!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you" (I yell at a lot of things)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.(uh... no)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Once when i was little but the car wasn't going fast)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.(If you're a freak then yeah)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.(yes but I'm fast.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.(yes just my food didn't taste too good )
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.(not asleep per se but resting..., you can't in trouble for "resting" in school)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.(my parents jk)
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.(only for 5 and 7, I never liked those numbers)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (My friends didn't say anything for like 4 hours when I was out)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.(I've broken a thermostat, a table, my head , and plenty more)
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.(only cause a jerk moved it)
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.(Um, no)
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.(I say pardon me I did not understand what you have said)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(only if it involves 5 and 7)

TOTAL: 22

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.


I knew there was hope! The doctors were wrong, this guy is 12% normal!